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Holly Bar(e )ass - Drunk Aussie
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Fancy a drinkie? Come along for a ride in my pet Kangaroo's pouch. What's your favorite Crocodile Dundee movie? I like the first one myself. Paul Hogan is like a national treasure in my homeland, you know, the land down under. Speaking of the land down under, let me tell you about my favorite band, Men at Work. I spend at least three nights a week at home in my purple dress, drinking Fosters tall boys and listening to "Who Can It Be Now" on repeat. Needless to say, I was crushed when they broke up in '85, so shortly after crushing the competition at the 1983 Grammy's. After several failed relationships with various members of Men at Work, I left my homeland in shame and relocated to the states. When I'm not pounding Fosters at the crag, you can often find me handing out climbing advice, here at the Wilderness Exchange. I love talking about my homeland, so if you have any questions about the outback, please don't hesitate to ask. That's what I'm here for. Cheers, mate!
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